We’re welcoming the awesome and effervescent Bob Zany to our Crackers Comedy Club stage in Broad Ripple January 19-22! You’ll readily recognize him from the Bob & Tom Show, and maybe you saw him in a little film called The Informant!
Zany has an awesome game he likes to call “Fix the Joke“ (click the link to see some examples!) and we’re bringing it to you here on our blog. Test your skills of humor & wit and see what you can come up with for these jokes below.
1. Pick one of the three jokes below to FIX; make it your own – make it FUNNIER!
2. Submit your fix below and you must include:
Your Phone number
Your email address
The OLD joke
YOUR new, funnier, fixed joke!
3. Bob Zany himself will pick the BEST re-worked joke, and that entrant will win TWO PAIRS OF TICKETS to see him Friday night!
We have prizes for some runners up as well, so give it your best shot!
JOKES TO FIX:
Barack Obama introduced Senator Joe Biden as his running mate via text message to his supporters. Not to be outdone, John McCain will announce his VP pick later this week via telegraph and carrier pigeon.
Rosie O’Donnell says she’s planning to co-star in a sitcom with Fran Drescher. Possible titles for the show include, “The Annoying Couple,” “Make Room for Fatty,” and “Father Knows Best.”
Tampa Bay, Florida: An adult film actress has organized the first ever Porn Camp, where amateurs go to learn their craft. The camp’s slogan is, “We’ll make you s’mores and whores.”
Dateline–Denver, Colorado John Denver’s classic song, “Rocky Mountain High,” has been chosen as the state’s second official song, beating out Eric Clapton’s “Cocaine,” by two votes.
Can you connect Hal Sparks or Steve Rannazzisi with KEVIN BACON?!
Pick one of these headlining comics this week and connect them to Kevin Bacon (legitimately) and you’ll win a pair of tickets to see Steve or Hal at Friday Night’s Show!!
Submit your entry here on our blog; give us your:
2. Phone #:
3. Email address:
4. lineage to Kevin Bacon from either Hal or Steve!
***Winner will be picked from a drawing of those who submit correct entries! Winners will be announced Thursday evening!***
We’re very excited to have Bill Bellamy in town, and we know YOU want to see him! Check out our Facebook Page for an exclusive contest: The first two people to post a pic of what they think ladies want on Ladies Night…will win a pair of tickets to TONIGHT’S show!! So hop over to our Facebook page and <tastefully> show us what ladies night means to you! http://www.facebook.com/CrackersComedy
Bill Bellamy will be performing at Crackers Comedy Club in Broad Ripple
Friday 12/3/10; 8:00pm & 10:30pm
Saturday 12/4/10; 8:00pm & 10:30pm
Go to www.CrackersComedy.com for tickets and more info!
Think you’re as funny as Tim Wilson — or funnier? This is your chance to put up your comedy dukes while helping Tim out at the same time!
Tim’s performing at Crackers Comedy Club in Broad Ripple this week, and he’d like your help creating a song just for the Indianapolis audience! You could win 4 tickets to his show on Saturday night! Here’s how:
Submit your “People, Places or Things” to us here at our blog, or on our Facebook, and Tim will take your suggestions and mash them all together (or throw out really bad ones) to create a song which he’ll reveal at Saturday night’s shows! This is your chance to be a part of epic comedic history (or, rather, current events)! So reply here, or hop over to our Facebook page and tell Tim “Who”, “What”, or “Where” he should write about!
Just come to see Dan Cummins at Crackers in Broad Ripple Friday October 1 or Saturday October 2 and enter to win! We’ll choose a winner each night during the show — so you must be present to win!
Louis is a long-time friend of ours and a Crackers alum, and we’re so excited to see him next weekend! He’s got so much going on – touring, a new show, etc. – the more he does, the better he gets.
His show, “LOUIE“, is riotous. See for yourself: