Fix the Joke!

We’re welcoming the awesome and effervescent Bob Zany to our Crackers Comedy Club stage in Broad Ripple January 19-22!  You’ll readily recognize him from the Bob & Tom Show, and maybe you saw him in a little film called The Informant!

Zany has an awesome game he likes to call Fix the Joke (click the link to see some examples!) and we’re bringing it to you here on our blog.  Test your skills of humor & wit and see what you can come up with for these jokes below.

1. Pick one of the three jokes below to FIX; make it your own – make it FUNNIER!

2. Submit your fix below and you must include:

  1. Your name
  2. Your Phone number
  3. Your email address
  4. The OLD joke
  5. YOUR new, funnier, fixed joke!

3.  Bob Zany himself will pick the BEST re-worked joke, and that entrant will win TWO PAIRS OF TICKETS to see him Friday night!

We have prizes for some runners up as well, so give it your best shot!

JOKES TO FIX:

  • Barack Obama introduced Senator Joe Biden as his running mate via text message to his supporters. Not to be outdone, John McCain will announce his VP pick later this week via telegraph and carrier pigeon.
  • Rosie O’Donnell says she’s planning to co-star in a sitcom with Fran Drescher. Possible titles for the show include, “The Annoying Couple,” “Make Room for Fatty,” and “Father Knows Best.”
  • Tampa Bay, Florida:  An adult film actress has organized the first ever Porn Camp, where amateurs go to learn their craft. The camp’s slogan is, “We’ll make you s’mores and whores.”
  • Dateline–Denver, Colorado John Denver’s classic song, “Rocky Mountain High,” has been chosen as the state’s second official song, beating out Eric Clapton’s “Cocaine,” by two votes.

*jokes taken from www.bobzany.com*

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6 thoughts on “Fix the Joke!

  1. Tom Bryja

    Barack Obama introduced Senator Joe Biden as his running mate via text message to his supporters. Not to be outdone, John McCain will announce his VP pick later this week via telegraph and carrier pigeon.

    Barack Obama introduced Senator Joe Biden as his running mate via text message to his supporters. Not to be outdone, John McCain will announce his VP pick later this week after he changes his mind and his diaper.

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  2. James Northard

    1. James Northard
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    3. jnorthard@gmail.com
    4. Tampa Bay, Florida: An adult film actress has organized the first ever Porn Camp, where amateurs go to learn their craft. The camp’s slogan is, “We’ll make you s’mores and whores.”
    5. Tampa Bay, Florida: An adult film actress has organized the first ever Porn Camp, where amateurs go to learn their craft. Camp counselors are notifying the currently all-male camp to bring their “fleshlights”.

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  3. Danny

    ORIGINAL: Rosie O’Donnell says she’s planning to co-star in a sitcom with Fran Drescher. Possible titles for the show include, “The Annoying Couple,” “Make Room for Fatty,” and “Father Knows Best.”

    FIXED: Rosie O’Donnell says she’s planning to co-star in a sitcom with Fran Drescher. Look on the bright side, at least it’s not Rosie and Oprah.

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  5. Andrew

    1. Andrew
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    4. Rosie O’Donnell says she’s planning to co-star in a sitcom with Fran Drescher. Possible titles for the show include, “The Annoying Couple,” “Make Room for Fatty,” and “Father Knows Best.”

    5. Rosie O’Donnell says she’s planning to co-star in a sitcom with Fran Drescher. Possible titles for the show include, “I dream of cancellation,” “This Old Vagina,” and “Honey I shrunk the Ratings.”

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  6. Vince Dietzen

    Vince Dietzen
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    unkleshakey@yahoo.com

    Old Joke
    •Rosie O’Donnell says she’s planning to co-star in a sitcom with Fran Drescher. Possible titles for the show include, “The Annoying Couple,” “Make Room for Fatty,” and “Father Knows Best.”
    Fixed Joke
    •Rosie O’Donnell says she’s planning to co-star in a sitcom with Fran Drescher. Possible titles for the show include, “Sparkly and Butch”, “My Two Hags”, and “Please Don’t Eat the Nanny!”.

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