Dear Cracker’s Comedy Fans,
This is Pete Lee, from Television. I wanted to see if you would like to hang out with me this week at Cracker’s in Broadripple? I really want to see you, so as an added incentive to come to my show, I have attached a “Free Hug” coupon below. Simply print it out, present it to me after the show, and I will hug the living crap out of you. To make sure that your free hug is of the utmost quality, I have been doing a combination of working out and eating cake. So, each hug that I give will be both strong and soft, like you are getting squeezed by a really fit Santa. Don’t miss out on this chance to see my hilarious show and to get a free hug from me. It will be an absolute snuggle storm! See you this week!