Free Hugs!

Dear Cracker’s Comedy Fans,

This is Pete Lee, from Television.  I wanted to see if you would like to hang out with me this week at Cracker’s in Broadripple?  I really want to see you, so as an added incentive to come to my show, I have attached a “Free Hug” coupon below.  Simply print it out, present it to me after the show, and I will hug the living crap out of you.  To make sure that your free hug is of the utmost quality, I have been doing a combination of working out and eating cake.  So, each hug that I give will be both strong and soft, like you are getting squeezed by a really fit Santa.  Don’t miss out on this chance to see my hilarious show and to get a free hug from me.  It will be an absolute snuggle storm!  See you this week!

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